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SUMMARY:I'M NOT A COMEDIAN...I'M LENNY BRUCE
DESCRIPTION:I’m Not a Comedian…I’m Lenny Bruce\nFriday\, October 2\nDoors: 6 PM\nShow: 7 PM\nTickets: $51-$78 (All In Pricing)\nPLEASE NOTE: This production is intended for mature audiences and contains strong language\, adult themes\, and brief nudity.\n \nCritically acclaimed actor Ronnie Marmo\, with the blessings of the late Kitty Bruce (daughter of Lenny Bruce)\, along with the Lenny Bruce Foundation\, proudly present “I’m Not a Comedian…I’m Lenny Bruce\,” directed by Joe Mantegna. \nThis captivating one-man theatrical performance chronicles the life and influential legacy of the Jewish comedy legend whose fight for freedom of speech is as relevant today as it was in the 1960s – perhaps even more so. Now more than ever\, Bruce’s legacy serves as an essential reminder of the importance of protecting voices that provoke\, challenge\, and defy authority — even when their messages make us uncomfortable. \nBruce’s personal pain\, sharply funny social commentary and completely original\, freestyle comedy left a lasting impact on today’s art and politics. His unwavering commitment to\, and passion for\, free speech led to numerous obscenity charges and arrests. Bruce fought for freedom of speech all the way to the Supreme Court and died of an accidental overdose in 1966 while out on appeal. \nLauded by fans and former friends of Bruce\, Marmo’s crowd-shocking portrayal brings the notorious funnyman to life with all the electrifying\, insightful and comedic brilliance as the one and only Lenny Bruce himself. \n \nAbout Ronnie Marmo \nUnion County native Ronnie Marmo (Playwright and Actor) and has starred in more than 60 feature films and television shows\, most recently guest starring in “Criminal Minds” and “Lethal Weapon.” He also starred in “Ammore E Malavita (Love and Bullets)” an Italian musical film which just won the David di Donatello for best picture (the Italian equivalent to an Academy Award). Other credits include “Back In The Day” (on Netflix now)\, “Deuces Wild\,” “Crocodile Dundee in LA\,” “West of Brooklyn\,” “Pizza With Bullets\,” “Truck 20’s Location\,” “Death of a Tree\,” “Irish Eyes” (aka “Vendetta”)\, and “Limbo Lounge.” \nHe has guest starred in several hit television shows including “JAG\,” and “The Young and the Restless.” He was nominated for Best Supporting Actor by the Indie Soap Awards for his role as Crotch in the series\, “Adults Only.” Marno enjoyed a three-year run on ABC’s “General Hospital” as Ronnie Dimestico. \nOn stage\, he has starred in more than 40 plays. A few of Marno’s favorites include Bill Wilson in “Bill W. and Dr. Bob\,” Silva in “Baby Doll\,” Earl in the Los Angeles premiere of “The Late Henry Moss\,” Danny in “Danny and The Deep Blue Sea\,” and Satan in “The Last Days of Judas Iscariot.” \nHe recently recorded an audio book for Hachette Publishing portraying Lenny Bruce reading Bruce’s autobiography\, “How to Talk Dirty and Influence People\,” and he continues to serve as the Artistic Director of Theatre 68 in Los Angeles and New York City. \nBorn and raised in Woodbridge\, NJ\, Marmo is excited to fulfill his lifelong dream of performing on UCPAC’s historic Main Stage! \nAbout Joe Mantegna \nJoe Mantegna (Director) was awarded the Tony and Joseph Jefferson Award for his acclaimed performance as Richard Roma in David Mamet’s Pulitzer Prize-winning play “Glengarry Glen Ross.” Some of Joe’s film and television highlights include “House of Games\,” “Searching for Bobby Fisher\,” “Godfather III\,” his Emmy and Golden Globe nominated role of Dean Martin in “The Rat Pack\,” his Emmy nominated role of Pipi Delana in “The Last Don\,” and the voice of Fat Tony on “The Simpsons.” \nFor two seasons Mantegna starred with Mary Steenburgen and Amber Tamblyn in the critically acclaimed CBS drama “Joan of Arcadia\,” winner of the 2004 People Choice Award for best new drama as well as picking up three Emmy nominations. In 2008 he reprised his Emmy nominated role of Lou Manahan opposite Debra Messing in USA Network series “The Starter Wife.” He has also lent his voice to the Disney/Pixar film\, “CARS 2” and continues his 23-year run as Fat Tony on “The Simpsons.” \nIn April of 2011\, Mantegna received a Star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. \nMantegna lends much of his free time to a number of philanthropic endeavors. In May of 2012\, he was appointed the National Spokesperson for The U.S. Army Museum to lead the fundraising campaign to build the long-planned National Museum of the United States Army. He’s also an ambassador for the Gary Sinise Foundation\, which builds homes for wounded veterans. His passions also include various autism related charities as well as being a longtime supporter of the Barbara Sinatra Center for Abused Children. \nIn 2014 Mantegna received the Lifetime Achievement award from the Hollywood Chamber of Commerce for his dedication to the community and craft of acting. Currently\, he stars as FBI Special Agent David Rossi in season twelve of the Hit CBS Drama “Criminal Minds” and served as the host and producer for six seasons on the Outdoor Channel’s “Gun Stories.” His newest collaboration is “Hollywood Weapons: Fact or Fiction?” on the same network. \nJoe resides in Los Angeles with his wife of 40 years Arlene\, and their two daughters Mia and Gia. \nAbout Lenny Bruce \nLeonard Alfred Schneider (October 13\, 1925 – August 3\, 1966)\, better known by his stage name Lenny Bruce\, was an American stand-up comedian\, social critic\, satirist\, and screenwriter. He was renowned for his open\, free-style and critical form of comedy which integrated satire\, politics\, religion\, sex\, and vulgarity. His 1964 conviction in an obscenity trial was followed by a posthumous pardon\, the first in New York State history\, by then-Governor George Pataki in 2003. He paved the way for future outspoken counterculture-era comedians\, and his trial for obscenity is seen as a landmark for freedom of speech in the United States. \n \n \n Check out the City of Rahway’s Dinner & Show Deals! \nSee all of UCPAC’s Upcoming Events
URL:https://ucpac.org/event/lenny-bruce-play/
LOCATION:UCPAC Main Stage\, 1601 Irving St\, Rahway\, NJ\, 07065\, United States
CATEGORIES:Comedy,FamiliesFirst,Theatre
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SUMMARY:EDDIE B - IF THESE CLASSROOM WALLS COULD TALK TOUR
DESCRIPTION:Eddie B – If These Classroom Walls Could Talk Tour\nFriday\, June 26\nDoors: 7 PM\nShow: 8 PM\nUCPAC’s Main Stage\nTickets: $35-$55 (All in Pricing)\n \nBy popular demand\, America’s favorite teacher comedian Eddie B returns to UCPAC’s Main Stage with his “If These Classroom Walls Could Talk” tour! \nEddie B soared to new heights by creating his own opportunity starting with his series of comical videos titled “What Teachers Really Want to Say.” In a matter of hours\, those videos sparked the attention of educators all over the country when they realized that they were not alone and finally had someone to joke about the things they were reluctant to say out loud.  \n​Shortly after\, Eddie decided to take his videos to the stage selling out comedy clubs\, theaters\, and arenas with his “Teachers Only Comedy Tour” in 2017-2018 and the “I’m Already Professionally Developed Tour” in 2019- 2020. When the worldwide pandemic made it impossible for Eddie to see his fans in person\, he began performing his “Teachers Only” comedy virtually! Once things got back to normal in 2021\, Eddie returned to the stage to give educators more of his unfiltered comedy beginning with his “Teachers Only Summer Break Tour\,” and he has been going strong ever since! \nEddie B has established himself as the official voice of teachers across the globe. Educators from America to Africa\, Dallas to Dubai\, New York to New Delhi (and beyond) are getting a lesson in the funniest ways to express their worst frustrations and they are loving every second of Eddie B’s uncensored\, raw\, and hysterically realistic portrayal of a teacher’s hectic life\, from the point of view of an actual teacher! \nHis other shows at UCPAC’s Main Stage were sell outs\, so don’t wait – get your tickets today and get ready to celebrate the end of the school year with Eddie B’s “If These Classroom Walls Could Talk” tour! \n \nComing with a group of 10 or more? Request a Group Sale Discount \n \n \n Check out the City of Rahway’s Dinner & Show Deals! \nSee all of UCPAC’s Upcoming Events
URL:https://ucpac.org/event/eddie-b-if-these-classroom-walls-could-talk-tour/
LOCATION:UCPAC Main Stage\, 1601 Irving St\, Rahway\, NJ\, 07065\, United States
CATEGORIES:Comedy,FamiliesFirst
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SUMMARY:PREACHER LAWSON - COMEDIAN
DESCRIPTION:Comedian Preacher Lawson\nat UCPAC’s Hamilton Stage\nSaturday\, April 25\nTwo Shows!\nFirst Show:\nDoors: 6 PM\nShow: 7 PM\nSecond Show:\nDoors: 8:30 PM\nShow: 9:30 PM\nTickets: $36-$63 (All-In Pricing)\n \nComedian\, TikTok and YouTube star\, and MMA fighter Preacher Lawson is best known for his appearance on season 12 of NBC’s hit series\, “America’s Got Talent” (2017) where he made it to the final round and earned a residency hosting AGT Live in Las Vegas. \nBased on his stellar performance in season 12\, in 2019 Lawson was invited to compete on “America’s Got Talent: The Champions” and Britain’s Got Talent: The Champions\,” where he advanced to the finale after receiving the most fan votes. \nThat same year\, Lawson’s first stand-up special\, “Get to Know Me\,” premiered on BET+. He is also known for his appearances on HBO’s “A Black Lady Sketch Show\,” NBC’s “Connecting\,” and the Facebook Watch series “World’s Most Amazing Dogs” with George Lopez and Lisa Vanderpump. Lawson also gained attention as a guest on “The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon\,” talking about his fame recognition and first MMA fight. \nLawson has built a massive following on TikTok (3.5 million followers) and YouTube (over 650\,000 subscribers) with his engaging clips of stand-up\, MMA training\, and even Vegan cooking tips! He continues to perform at sold-out venues around the country. Don’t miss your chance to see him live and in person in Rahway at UCPAC’s Hamilton Stage! \n \n \nComing with a group of 10 or more? Request a Group Sale Discount \n \n Check out the City of Rahway’s Dinner & Show Deals! \nSee all of UCPAC’s Upcoming Events
URL:https://ucpac.org/event/preacher-lawson/
LOCATION:Hamilton Stage\, 360 Hamilton St.\, Rahway\, NJ\, 07065\, United States
CATEGORIES:Comedy,Hamilton Stage
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SUMMARY:DON'T TELL COMEDY
DESCRIPTION:Don’t Tell Comedy\nSaturday\, January 24\nDoors: 7:30 PM\nShow: 8 PM\nTickets: $29 (All In Pricing)\n\n \nThere’s an upcoming secret event coming to Rahway that’s really cool (nudge\, nudge\, wink\, wink) in a very cool\, not-so-secret location. It’s Don’t Tell Comedy! \nWant to know who’s performing? \nSorry\, we can’t tell. \n(But they’re funny. Really funny. We promise!) \nThis event is a presentation of Don’t Tell Comedy\, Inc. \n \n Check out the City of Rahway’s Dinner & Show Deals! \nSee all of UCPAC’s Upcoming Events
URL:https://ucpac.org/event/dont-tell-comedy/
LOCATION:Hamilton Stage\, 360 Hamilton St.\, Rahway\, NJ\, 07065\, United States
CATEGORIES:Comedy,Presented by Don't Tell Comedy
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SUMMARY:DON'T TELL COMEDY - HALLOWEEN NIGHT
DESCRIPTION:Don’t Tell Comedy (Halloween Night)\nFriday\, October 31\n7 PM\nTickets: $27 (All In Pricing)  – Only 3 tickets left at ucpac.org!\nAdditional Tickets available at DontTellComedy.com and at the door.\n \nThere’s an upcoming secret event coming to Rahway that’s really cool (nudge\, nudge\, wink\, wink) in a very cool\, secret location. It’s Don’t Tell Comedy – Halloween Night! \nWant to know who’s performing? \nSorry\, we can’t tell. \n(But they’re so funny\, it’s scary!) \nThis event is a presentation of Don’t Tell Comedy\, Inc. \n \n Check out the City of Rahway’s Dinner & Show Deals! \nSee all of UCPAC’s Upcoming Events
URL:https://ucpac.org/event/dont-tell-comedy-halloween-night/
LOCATION:Hamilton Stage\, 360 Hamilton St.\, Rahway\, NJ\, 07065\, United States
CATEGORIES:Comedy,Presented by Don't Tell Comedy
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SUMMARY:THE URBAN LEGENDS OF COMEDY TOUR
DESCRIPTION:The Urban Legends of Comedy Tour\nFeaturing Talent\, Ed Lover\, and Joe Clair\nWith Julio Diaz\, Ambur James\, GL Douglas\, and Just Ray\nHosted by Miss Jones with DJ Ty-Brand\nSaturday\, September 20\nDoors: 7 PM\nShow: 8 PM\nTickets: $36-$83 (All-In Pricing)\n \nGet ready for some legendary laughs at the Urban Legends of Comedy Tour! This powerhouse lineup features comedy heavyweights Talent\, Ed Lover\, and Joe Clair\, alongside rising stars Julio Diaz\, Ambur James\, GL Douglas\, and Just Ray\, with the iconic Miss Jones hosting the night! DJ Ty-Brand will be spinning too. This is a show you do not want to miss! \n \nComing with a group of 10 or more? Request a Group Sale Discount \n \n Check out the City of Rahway’s Dinner & Show Deals! \nSee all of UCPAC’s Upcoming Events
URL:https://ucpac.org/event/the-urban-legends-of-comedy-tour/
LOCATION:UCPAC Main Stage\, 1601 Irving St\, Rahway\, NJ\, 07065\, United States
CATEGORIES:Comedy
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SUMMARY:DON'T TELL COMEDY (SOMEWHERE IN RAHWAY)
DESCRIPTION:Don’t Tell Comedy (Somewhere in Rahway)\nSaturday\, August 2\nDoors: 7:30 PM\nShow: 8 PM \nTickets: $27\nThere’s an upcoming secret event coming to Rahway that’s really cool (nudge\, nudge\, wink\, wink) in a very cool\, secret location. \nWant to know who’s performing?  \nSorry\, we can’t tell. \n(We bet they’re going to be funny though.)   \nWant to know where the show is happening? \nWe can’t tell.  \nNo\, seriously\, we can’t.  \nYou’ll have to find out for yourself!
URL:https://ucpac.org/event/dont-tell-comedy-rahway/
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CATEGORIES:Comedy
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